REAL SLICK

Today at work I failed to notice the 13 year old standing over my shoulder, laughing as I texted, "I'm always jonesin' for you, baby," to my boyfriend.

NA, I'M USED TO IT

Mom: Are you mad I said your boyfriend has better legs than you?

BURN

L1: Don't make me get in my super annoying mode.
Harry: You're not in it right now?

COOL?

Mom: She reminds me of you even though she's nice.