L1: Last night I met Mal for dinner in Auburn Hills. When I left the ramp to 75N was blocked, so I got on 75S so I could get off at the next exit and get back on. The next exit was Chrysler Drive which apparently translates to LONG WINDING DRIVEWAY TO THE CHRYSLER BUILDING. I turned around to get back on, but the ramp was closed, so I decided to try the detour. The detour signs ended and there was no 75 in sight, so I turned around to find detour signs pointing the OTHER WAY, so I was like "WTF, am I in the Twilight Zone?" I get on 75S again and get off on Square Lake Road where I see a sign pointing to 75N, so I follow it.... and it leads me to like, town where there is construction everywhere. So I'm in a PANIC at this point. It's dark, no clue where I am, sweating/about to cry... and in this panic, while attempting to make a Michigan turn, I sideswipe a car. Inside the car = people with no teeth, two dogs, and a duck.
Drewski: Hahaha. What did they say?
L1: They were so mad. They yelled at me. These people were obviously crazy. I'm scared they will try to sue me.
Drewski: Probably. Why didn't they have teeth?
L1: Poor hygiene? They didn't brush twice a day?
Drewski: Why does shit like this always happen to you?
L1: I don't know! My life literally gets worse by the minute.
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