I was in New York one August and it was hotter than piss, so I dealt with the heat the best way I knew how: by wearing as little clothing as possible. I threw on a thin cotton wrap dress and zero undergarments and was on my merry way. As I stood on the subway platform a woman approached and informed me that my dress had come untied and was sliding open in the back, revealing my entire naked ass. Yep, I was standing on a crowded subway platform with my bare ass showing, totally unaware. I don't remember now, but I'm thinking I was probably drunk.
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