Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Subject: hahaha forgot to tell you
To: Maloxx
It was my birthday. I was in my hotel room with the dillweed model from the internet who I was in New York to meet 2 days after our first MySpace exchange, and I had just finished a bottle of wine and given him a beej while he was on the phone with his mom. I hadn't pooped the entire day before because of the bleeding butthole he had given me, so we were about to leave for dinner and I realized I had to go. Well, he had to poop first. He came out and I was like, "I have to...pee. Great, you stunk it up!" So I went in and pooped, and when I was done he had to go back in there for something (probably to fix his hair) before we left. He came out and said, "You're right... I DID stink it up!" HAHAHAHA IT WAS ME. HE NEVER KNEW.
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