ONCE I WAS PSYCHIC

L1: One of my favorite hobbies is claiming via Facebook to have hooked up with people I never hooked up with and really am not even friends with. I like to imagine their faces when they're like, "Hooked up? Huh?” Anyway, I selected it for this one dude I had never even met before but who once took L2 out on a date. I put, "We hooked up and it was mehhh..." Then, a few months later, we DID hook up and it WAS mehhh! I'm not changing it, either.

DL: My favorite part of this story is that you hooked up with a guy who took L2 out on a date. My next favorite part is that you consider it a hobby to claim you hooked up with people. And of course, the fact that you didn't change the status is pretty solid as well.