Drewski: How’s the 19 year old?
L1: Oh my god. My life has been so pathetic these past 3 hrs. If I tell you about it you might not be my friend anymore.
Drewski: Haha do it
L1: I IMed him earlier, no reply, he signed off a little while later. I was like WTF because he seriously was like, worshipping and obsessing yesterday. I tried to make L2 go to the bar with me so we could find some hot tail but she wouldn’t. I decide the best way of dealing w/it is to drug myself so I fall asleep at 7:00, so I took 5 times the recommended dosage of these prescription painkillers I have. Turns out that was a bad idea because it just makes you twitchy and drooly and have to pee a lot.
Drewski: What on Earth are you doing to yourself?
L1: So finally I get out of bed, start stuffing my face with nachos, get on Facebook, and these pictures were just added: (removed). Yikes on the hair. Now I'm so torn between being seriously disturbed by his hair and pissed off because WHO DOES THE HEISMAN TO ME?
Drewski: This is who you want to bone?
L1: Well, it was. Before I saw that hair.
Drewski: Seriously. He looks like he’s from Staten Island.
L1: I'm more pissed off about getting dissed. HE SHOULD BE LIKE, “OMG I GOT L2'S SISTER TO SEND ME PICTURES OF HER BOOBZ!" This should have been his crowning achievement.
Drewski: How could you seriously have sex with him if his hair was like that?
I feel as though you have also failed to mention the fact that all the buttons on his shirt must be broken... someone should get him a functioning shirt
ReplyDeletetehehe. lolzer. cmon foo foo and bo bia