Monday, August 3, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME


Drewski: Remember when my birthday present to you was to ditch you with K?

L1: No, I forgot.

Drewski: I made it up to you though with Frankies.

L1: That's true, but because of you I ended up having drunken blackout birthday sex I don't remember and got a UTI from until Ronan cured it with 12 vodka cranberries.

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