Today I saw that my Aunt Carol, my godmother, sent me something in the mail. Curious, I opened the envelope to discover this message:
GIRLFRIEND WANTED: 20s to 40s. Hear recorded message. Toll free (888) 917 – 5550. I am loner type, handsome man. Never wants kids.
Love,
Aunt Carol
I am so glad that when people see girlfriend wanted ads placed by desperate loners who don’t plan to reproduce, they immediately think of me. Also, I called this number and got no answer.
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