Obviously I have no social skills, so I try to limit my communication with people to text messages and AIM conversations. This usually works out well except in the instance years ago when my (now-ex) boyfriend, via IM, asked my preferred word for “vagina.” Being an immature ass, I thought he was being funny, so I replied that I really loved the word “twat.”
I had no clue that he was genuinely inquiring as to what I would like him to call my particular vagina until a few days later when he leaned over and whispered in my ear, “Baby… let me lick your twat.”
I almost died but thankfully didn’t so now I am here to warn you that the, “What do you want me to call your vagina?” conversation is probably one that should occur in person. Just trying to help.
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