L1: Thank god I don't like you.
Drewski: Would you kill yourself?
L1: Definitely.
Drewski: I wouldn’t come to your funeral.
L1: Because you'd be sobbing uncontrollably in the hospital under sedation.
Drewski: If you killed yourself and left a note saying it was because you liked me I would be so insulted. I would erase you from my memory.
L1: That would be way too embarrassing. I'd never admit liking you. Duhhh. I have a reputation to uphold.
Drewski: Of a drunk ho bag?
L1: Yeah. Duh.
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